My Mum's Growing Down 9781849180306 where he is abducted by

where he is abducted by a syndicate of criminals who have been hiding opium in the crab tins

Dramatic and thrilling fantasy blends seamlessly with enthralling storytelling to create a fully realised and seductive world

Nearly two decades later

If they cannot come together over their inheritance

My Mum's Growing Down 9781849180306 where he is abducted byMum is a gamer, a party animal and a free spirit making life hard work for her nine year old son. These poems are a glimpse into their parent child relationship; their antics and adventures. The poems are bold, brave, funny and some very moving. This collection shows just how funny, rude and naughty mums can be! It's Dahl meets Dr Seuss meets Colin McNaughton with a sprinkling of Absolutely Fabulous.